It’s been awhile since I’ve done a “member that time” but I thought this occurrence was memory-worthy.
‘Member that time when I was at Target and I bought some NyQuil for my sick daughter? And member how the clerk asked for my ID and I gave her my debit card and she said, “uh, no. Not that. I need your license.” And how I was so stunned at being carded for NyQuil that I forgot to ask why and instead walked out of the store thinkin’ I must be looking good that day? Member that?
And member how when I got home and looked up “carded for NyQuil” on the internet, it said that people drink NyQuil because it contains 25% alcohol? Who knew?
And then member how I started not feeling as good about myself anymore because I realized that she thought I looked drunk not young?
Yeah, well, drunk-looking or not, I still saved 5% because I used my Target Red Card.
And saving money is always good, especially when you’re not drunk.