‘member that time when I found whole chickens for $.85/lb. at Aldi’s? And member how I bought two, but I froze one and cooked the other one in the crock pot all day so I could make chicken and black bean burritos with the meat?
And then member how I took it out of the crock pot when it was all cooked and put it in a Tupperware outside on the porch swing to cool? And how I completely forgot about it when the whole family decided to go to the movie Courageous?
Then member the next afternoon, when I saw Shay go onto the porch and saw her wordlessly pointing at the swing in horror? Yeah, well, she found the chicken. And I didn’t make burritos.
Let’s just say Neo was a very happy dog that night.