This ‘member that time is for my foster brother, Bruce, whose birthday is tomorrow. Happy Birthday Bruce!
‘member that time when Bruce got me a brown fuzzy rabbit for my birthday and member how I named it Tarzan? And member how one lazy summer day I went out to feed my beloved pet and his head had been ripped off by a dog or some other ferocious beast? member that? That was an unpleasant experience for an 8 year old. Not to mention gross. No more swinging in the jungle for that Tarzan. Not that rabbits do a lot of swinging on vines…but you know what I mean.
Pretty sad stuff, huh? But I have recovered by now and developed into a normal human being even after that horrific experience.
And I even have more pets and all of them still have their heads.