‘member that time I had to serve on the jury for a domestic assault case? And even though I didn’t really want to be there, I decided that it might be interesting to listen to the witnesses and hear the lawyers?
And member how incredibly ridiculous it was since it was about some guy biting his girlfriend’s head…and his girlfriend biting him back because he told her she could—with exhibit A and exhibit B showing both people’s heads with bite marks?
Member how the judge told us that we had to decide (beyond all reasonable doubt) if the guy had intended to harm his girlfriend when he bit her? And how we all laughed hilariously when the judge closed the door to our little room?
Yeah, well that was really weird. I felt like we were refereeing on the playground in elementary school not deciding the fate of the vampire man.
Moral of the story: If you plan to bite your girlfriend’s head, do it in fun, not anger, and make sure you don’t make a mark.
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