I have plenty of insightful things I could be writing about…and I will write about them, but now I just want to ramble. OK?
I’m starting to think about the cruise that my mother-in-law is taking our whole extended family on during the Christmas holiday. How cool is that'? Pretty cool. Anyway, during vacations, I always really like being at wherever we are, I just don’t like getting there. In short, I don’t like transportation. I don’t like flying. I don’t like driving. I don’t like being on a bus. I guess a train would be alright, but I have only ridden one once, and I got so cold when I was sleeping that my Dad covered me up with newspapers because we had no blankets. And a bike is just not practical in most situations. I do like walking, though, which is also impractical in most situations regarding travel, but this is probably why I think hiking is so great. You know what I think would be super neat? Remember that teleportation thing in Acts 8 where Philip is suddenly taken from Gaza or someplace like that and set down on the road beside the moving chariot of an Ethiopian eunuch? Member how he just suddenly “appeared” without the necessity of traveling? Yeah, well, I wish I could go on trips like that too. The “just appearing” thing would make the whole trip thing O so much better.
I just thought of something. I never mentioned a boat. The boat that I will be cruising on is my destination, so I’m hoping I like it since it is transportation and all. I don’t think I will be able to feel it moving which will help. Or maybe, I’ll just pretend I’m hiking—on the boat—and then I’ll like it. Or I’ll just sleep while it’s moving and I when I awaken, I will have been teleported to a new and sunny location--minus the eunuch.
All in all, I’m very thankful that I am going on a Christmas trip. And I’m very thankful to be spending that trip time with such a great family. But traveling is still on my bad list.
And teleportation is on my good list. And my impossible list.
And no, I don’t like sky diving. And I will never do it. And if you make me, I will be dead from fear when I get to the ground and you will feel horrible.
That’s all folks. Thanks for listening.
PS. If you are a Bible scholar, you will realize, as have I, (now that I have actually read the real account in Acts), that Philip was actually teletransported after his encounter with the Eithopian, not before. But either way, it’s pretty awesome, don’t ya think?